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"I need you….
I need you to hate…..
So i can use you for your energy….
"

- 50 cent (via whatchalifelike)

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

ifyousailedthesevenseas:

I need to know what this is from

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

overdosedonpoetry:

Please do this to me

overdosedonpoetry:

Please do this to me

Scarlett Johansson for Vogue by Mario Sorrenti [2009]

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed